Monday, 12 September 2011

Sunday, 11 September 2011

The Big Bang Theory

Georges Lemaître proposed what became known as the Big Bang theory of the origin of the universe; he called it his "hypothesis of the primeval atom". The framework for the model relies on Albert Einstein's general relativity and on simplifying assumptions (such as homogeneity and isotropy of space). The governing equations had been formulated by Alexander Friedmann. In 1929, Edwin Hubble discovered that the distances to far away galaxies were generallyproportional to their redshifts—an idea originally suggested by Lemaître in 1927. Hubble's observation was taken to indicate that all very distant galaxies and clusters have an apparent velocity directly away from our vantage point: the farther away, the higher the apparent velocity.

9/11

Engineers are the designers of the World. From the simplest of things like a pen to the most complex machines like rockets, all are engineered. All the luxuries and comforts that we enjoy today, are made possible only because of the rapid development in technology.
        Each year India on an average produces about 12-15 lakh skilled and trained engineers. In every nook and corner of the country we can find an engineering college. Then why is it that India has still remained a developing country? It’s quite obvious that the reason is ‘Brain-Drain’. Yeah..You heard it right its ‘Brain-Drain’ and not corruption or politicians. If human resource is retained everything else will come on track automatically. Even if 3/4th of Indian Einsteins are retained, we would have witnessed a India which would outweigh USA too.

 Who other than an engineering student can help us understand more about this disaster.

So
Khabba banged Bang just to see that brain drain that happens doesn't affect the engineers.

Reservation

 PM - We are sending Indians to moon next year.
Obama- OH! how many ???
PM- 100 .........35 OBC , 25 SC , 20 ST, 10 handicapped , 5 Sports quota , 4 minority &
if possible
1 Khabba......."
Incidentally, a movie by Prakash Jha (Aarakshan) is also about to be released based on the same topic. It has already created a huge hype because it tackles very serious political and social affairs.

However the main issue that the insti is facing right now is Bang banged Khabba, Khabba banged Bang

Do we need to have reservations for our institute positions also??
And if there were reservations, then would Bang banged Khabba, Khabba banged Bang, be possible?

Jai Hind.

Angrezi Bangs

So lets begin with the scene of the crime. From a little hunting and deduction we figure out the following:
  • The crime occurred after QoS started, so over the weekend
  • All class rooms and official stuff is shut on weekends
  • No bed could hold khabba, let alone banged and khabba
  • No loo either
  • They spent most of the weekend in interviews, so unless you find brain-dead pro-show applicants, that wasn't the scene of the crime either
  • There's a huge hole in the SAC gent's toilet
  • The culsecs were seen gamboling all over sac
  • An angrezi sandaas is missing in SAC ( attention mr mani)
As is elementary to Watson, the poor angrezi thing could not bear to watch the chodum choda and decided upon self immolation.
Now could a loo do stuff like this?

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www.totousa.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toto_Ltd.

LitSoc Queen of Sheba

If you're left wondering what's up,

This whole spamming the world about how Bang banged Khabba, Khabba banged Bang was the idea of our beloved event cores, one design ex-core and his over-sized coord buddy.

Ostensibly to add more masala to the event, the are holding a session of 'Fore-Play before Queen of Sheba itself on wednesday. One of these tasks involves setting up a site that sings about the relatively Hot breaking news of how Bang banged Khabba, Khabba banged Bang in all the spare time they have [which is evidently a lot, given the general litsoc mummness in insti].

Enjoy the content on the site, and please keep linking to it as much as you can.

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