Angrezi Bangs

So lets begin with the scene of the crime. From a little hunting and deduction we figure out the following:

• The crime occurred after QoS started, so over the weekend
• All class rooms and official stuff is shut on weekends
• No bed could hold khabba, let alone banged and khabba
• No loo either
• They spent most of the weekend in interviews, so unless you find brain-dead pro-show applicants, that wasn't the scene of the crime either
• There's a huge hole in the SAC gent's toilet
• The culsecs were seen gamboling all over sac
• An angrezi sandaas is missing in SAC ( attention mr mani)

As is elementary to Watson, the poor angrezi thing could not bear to watch the chodum choda and decided upon self immolation.
Now could a loo do stuff like this?

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